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Classic Zope 27 "Saddam Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Classic Zope 28 "Zope's Awl Madness"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Saddam Zope
2/11/91

WEASEL
Hey Zope--let's play "Operation Desert Storm"!

ZOPE
Okay!

ZOPE
(dressed as Saddam Hussein)
I am Saddam Zope! Allow me to fire an accurate scud missile at the criminal Satan Bush!

WEASEL
(dressed as reprter Peter Arnett)
This is Weasel Arnett reporting live from Baghdad, where we've just learned that a nerve gas factory bombed by the allies was actually a "cute baby seal kennel."

ZOPE
God is great. God is great. God is so fucking great.

*CZ*

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Zope's Awl Madness
2/9/91

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Here we are!

ZOPE
Great.

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Behold the Superb Big Awl!

ZOPE and TIN ALLEY RASCAL stand before a huge awl, it's tip far up in the sky, and the initials "SBA" inscribed on its base.

ZOPE
It's beautiful but what's that I see impaled at the top, Rascal? Your harpsichord, perhaps?

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Good heavens!

*CZ*

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