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Classic Zope 25 "Zope's Ironing Board for Teens"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Classic Zope 26 "Cap Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Zope's Ironing Board for Teens
10/11/93

ZOPE (holding an ironing board)
Check it out Weasel, my greatest TV offer ever--

WEASEL
What is it, a surf board or something?

ZOPE
No dummy! It's "Ironing Board for Teens!" Just look...

ZOPE (ironing)
When you iron, it says funny things!

VOICE FROM IRONING BOARD
Stop burning me, asshole!

ZOPE
There's razors on the side to slit your wrist or throat for suicide, common among teens!

The top of the ironing board is seen, with a cap on top.

ZOPE
On top, unscrew the cap for booze! ...and notice the "mysterious" code number on the side...

The number "90210" is seen on the side of the board.

ZOPE
Well Weasel, what do you think? You know all my products are brilliant but isn't this especially good?

WEASEL
Well, the voice thing is cool, but the razors and booze are, I dunno, a bad influence.

ZOPE
Fuck you--I can do what I want, asshole.

*CZ*

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Cap Zope
11/27/92

Three average fools wear "X" baseball caps, while Zope wears an "NC-17" cap.

*CZ*

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Get All Obliviana!