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Classic Zope 29 "Zope and the Goddamn Lumber Thieves"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Classic Zope 30 "The Bad President"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Zope and the Goddamn Lumber Thieves
August 1992

ZOPE (thinking)
I need lumber.

ZOPE passes by a sign reading:
"TINE BRET STATE FOREST, WILD LIFE PRESERVE"

SOON...

ZOPE stands with rifle and chainsaw.

ZOPE
Okay all you wild animals--let's see who tries to steal my wood this time!

SOME SORT OF WILD ANIMAL
That Zope is so touchy about people stealing his wood!

*CZ*

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The Bad President
1992

TV VOICE
...and we can now declare Bill Clinton the winner with a clear electorial landslide...

ZOPE
(rather upset)
Crap.

*CZ*

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Get All Obliviana!