Classic Zope 13 & 14

Classic Zope 13 "Zope's Resin Conundrum"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 14 "A Failure in Brainwashing"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Zope's Resin Conundrum
1/17/93

MASTER JOE
What the hell is that pile of crap in your front yard, Zope?

ZOPE
Eh?

Soon...

MASTER JOE and ZOPE are outside, by a shiny mound of some sort of material.

ZOPE
Shit! It's a big hunk of resin! It's the work of Ed Ape! But I'll show him!

Later!

ED APE looks upset as he watches TV.

NEWS ANCHOR ON TV
...and sales of Zope's "Pet Resin" have just topped the $3 million mark!

*CZ*

A Failure in Brainwashing
5/29/91

MASTER JOE
Hey Zope, let's get the hell outta here.

ZOPE
Okay. But let me say goodbye to Sri Lisademolish first, Joe.

ZOPE approaches Sri Lisademolish.

ZOPE
Hey Lisademolish--we're leaving. Bye-bye.

SRI LISADEMOLISH
Farewell Zope. We're having a prayer lunch next week. Please come.

ZOPE
Ah well, I dunno. I'm kinda busy these days.

SRI LISADEMOLISH
Please come.

ZOPE
To tell you the truth, Sri, I'm not into your religion. We just come for the free food and the sexy babes.

SRI LISADEMOLISH
Please come.

MASTER JOE
Aw Zope--don't tell him that.

*CZ*

Get All Obliviana!