Classic Zope 11 & 12

Classic Zope 11 "The Beverage Delusions of Zope, A.K.A. Lester Gulpem"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 12 "Veal-Ammonia-Marshmallow"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

The Beverage Delusions of Zope, A.K.A. Lester Gulpem
5/29/91

Zope creates a new line of beverages, "Gulpem".

LUMMY, "Pancake Beverage" (Net. Wt. 8 oz.)
SQUOTHA, "Hash Brown Beverage" (Net. Wt. 6 oz.)
HANDER, "Pasta Beverage" (Net. Wt. 7 oz.)
EXISTY!, "Pretzel Beverage" (Net. Wt. ? oz.)
TEBBLE, "Eggplant Parm Beverage" (Net. Wt. 9 oz.)

WEASEL
Another one of your get rich quick schemes, Zope? "Designer beverages"?

ZOPE
I am not Zope. I am... Lester Gulpem, Saviour to the Parched Masses.

*CZ*

Veal-Ammonia-Marshmallow
11/18/93

ZOPE
Rat 17, my little assistant, is the new beverage display ready?

RAT 17
Why yes it is Zope--just let me pull this lever...

ZOPE
I'm Lester Gulpem, not "Zope". How dare you forget my name you tiny bastard!!!

RAT 17
S-S-S-Sorry, L-L-L-Lester. W-Well, here it i-i-is...

FRA, "Olive & Strawberry Beverage"
THIDS, "Marzipan Beverage"
EALNUE, "Mustard Beverage"
BLALE, "Succotash Beverage"
XOB, "Leather Beverage"

ZOPE
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I've outdone myself this time.

RAT 17
Yeah Zo-- I-- I mean Lester. Leaving out the Veal-Ammonia-Marshmallow flavor was also a good idea.

*CZ*

Get All Obliviana!