Classic Zope 17 & 18

Classic Zope 17 "Zope and the Horrible Fate of the Monroe Doctrine"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 18 "Zope's Pine DNA Cafe"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Zope and the Horrible Fate of the Monroe Doctrine
10/11/93

ZOPE
Ah.

ZOPE looks at INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMON 54.

ZOPE
My little pet Interdimensional Demon--go get me the Monroe Doctrine, you little freak!

INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMON 54
Hoo haw hoo haw!

MASTER JOE
Zope, those demons of yours sure are weird little fuckers.

ZOPE
Yeah, but they're useful--you'll see, Joe!

Later.

ZOPE (grabbing document from INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMON 54)
Gimme that and go back to your pod, you deformed shit!

*CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE*

MASTER JOE
Zope, why are you crinkling up the Monroe Doctrine? It's valuable!

ZOPE
So it won't hurt when I wipe my ass with it. Now that I have demons, I'll never have to use regular toilet paper again--I can use all important documents!

*CZ*

Zope's Pine DNA Cafe
1/17/93

ZOPE
How 'bout a piping hot bowl of pure pine DNA, Weasel?

WEASEL
Okay, I guess. But how do you make it, Zope. Eh?

ZOPE
Every bowl is made from 6,500 old growth majestic pines. My pet Interdimensional Demons swarm over national parks and drain all the DNA from the trees!

*SLURP!*

WEASEL
Tastes like weak grape Jell-O.

ZOPE
Damn! Well, I guess I'll try oak next.

*CZ*

Get All Obliviana!