Classic Zope 21 & 22

Classic Zope 21 "Doctor Zope and the Abdomen Ghoul"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 22 "Van Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Doctor Zope and the Abdomen Ghoul
10/21/93

DOCTOR ZOPE
What seems to be your problem, young Fombat?

FOMBAT
My stomach hurts like hell, Dr. Zope.

DOCTOR ZOPE
Get on the examination slab and let's see what your fucking malady is.

Soon...

DOCTOR ZOPE (holding knife, and looking at a little snakelike monster sticking its head out of Fombat's cut-open belly)
Aha! You have an abdomen ghoul, Fombat!

FOMBAT (looking down at the creature)
C-Can't you kill it?

DOCTOR ZOPE
Why kill such a nice little fellow? Let him live in your belly; befriend him.

FOMBAT
What about my stomach? You chopped up my belly with that knife!

DOCTOR ZOPE
Don't worry--your ghoul will fix you all up with his special healing saliva!

*CZ*

Van Zope
5/29/91

The back of a van on the side of the highway early one misty morning...

ATROV
Hey Zope--there's a car coming--it might be them.

ZOPE
Hey--keep it down Atrov--I'm watchin' Mary Poppins here.

ATROV
Oh really! Can I watch too?

ZOPE
Yeah--but keep quiet--and keep an eye on the road, dude.

ATROV
Okay!

Soon...

ZOPE
Y'know Atrov--that little girl Jane Banks is pretty cute--and she must be grown up by now. I'd like to do her.

ATROV
I wanna do Mary!

*CZ*

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