Classic Zope 5 & 6

Classic Zope 5 "Zope's Little Puppet"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 6 "Zope's Little Buddy"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Zope's Little Puppet
1988

(Zope smiles as he looks at Pezo, a little doll of himself, on his shoulder.)

WEASEL
What the hell is that, Zope?

ZOPE
It's my little buddy--his name's Pezo.

WEASEL
Huh! What is it, some sort of pupper or something? Eh?

PEZO
LICK A SNAIL, POO-POO HEAD.

ZOPE
See, you insulted him, Wease. Apologize.

PEZO
HISSSS...

WEASEL
But... but it's just a toy. Why is it hissing at me?

PEZO
FURRY ASS, DROP DEAD, YOU MORON, SPAZZ.

WEASEL
Now c'mon! This is getting annoying, dammit!

PEZO
SMELL MY FEET. GO TO BLAZES. YOUR MOM WEARS PLUTONIUM SOCKS. URINE.

WEASEL
Zope...

ZOPE
Cool yer jets, Weeze. This is just Pezo's way of making friends. Isn't that right, Pezo?

PEZO
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

*CZ*

Zope's Little Buddy
10/21/93

(Zope stands with Pezo (a little doll of himself) on his shoulder.)

PEZO
DIE IN AGONY, LOW I.Q. FUCKER.

ATROV
What's that on your shoulder Zope, a funny new toy?

ZOPE
No, he's my little buddy, Pezo. Say hi to Atrov, Pezo.

PEZO
SQUIRM IN SNOT, SHELLY.

ATROV
Hey! I don't know what you're up to, but I don't like being insulted.

PEZO
HISSS HISSS

Atrov
Gimme that thing--I'll rip it in half!

ZOPE whips out a submachinegun and points it at ATROV's head.

ZOPE
No one hurts my friend!

PEZO
BLAST HIS CRUSTY SKULL; FLUSH HIS WORTHLESS HIDE IN THE SHITHOLE. HISSSSS...

ZOPE
Get out of here, Atrov. You used to be my friend, but now my only friend is Pezo.

PEZO
Hisss...

*CZ*

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